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[Dhil]

some funny insults

1) You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen
2) We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
3) You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering
4) Your family tree is a cactus because everybody on it is a prick
5) With a face like yours, I wish I was blind
6) Do you still love nature....despite what it did to you?
7) You are so ugly when you were born the doctor said I'm gonna drop it, if it falls is a rat, if it flies is a bat
8) You're face is so ugly that even your mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on.


and some yo mama jokes

1) Yo mama so fat wen she jumped in the ocean the whales started singin We Are Family
2) Your mamma so fat she has to wear 2 watches because she covers two time zones
3) Yo mama so fat she’s got more chins thin a chinese phone book
4) Your mommas so fat that when she turned around its a birthday again!!
5) Yo mamma's so dumb she took a spoon to the Superbowl
6) I don't know what sucks more? your mum or your jokes?
7) Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said I can't fix that

[Dhil]

Yo mammas teeth r so yellow when she passed the traffic lights all the cars started slowing down.

Yo mama’s so fat, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said “To be continued”

Yo mama’s so fat, she has to put on her lipstick with a paint roller


Yo mama’s mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!


Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”


Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

[Dhil]

more insults



Yo momma's so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"



Yo momma's so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!


Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone

Yo momma so fat when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet

Yo mama so fat people accused her of causing the earthquake in Japan

[cmhoneyf]

Tnxna for the jokes

[Dhil]

more


Yo mama so fat that on her drivers licence it says PTO picture continued on the other side ...

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

Yo momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.


Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.



Yo mama's so fat she sweats mayonnaise!

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it!

[Dhil]

some more for today, still insulting jokes


Yo mama so old, when she farted dust came out!


Yo mama so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

Yo mama so ugly that she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.


Yo Mama so ugly she scared the black off of Micheal Jackson.


Yo mama so fat that people jog around her for exercise.


Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!


Yo mama so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry.

[Dhil]

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!



Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail.



Yo mama is like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.



Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost!


Yo Mama's so fat that when she wears a yellow coat people yell,

"Taxi!".

[Dhil]

Yo mama is so fat that Obi One Knobi said, that's no moon, that's your mama!

Your mama's so fat she sleeps in the garage and parks the van on her bed.

Yo momma is so fat.., she was baptized in SeaWorld!!

Yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

updated one
Yo momma's so fat when she walked down the beach the whales popped up and started singing "We are family! EVEN THO YA FATTA THEN ME!"


Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

[shebby]

nice share u vascu sir but im starting to laugh when yo put about momma insult semma comedy enakku rofl rofl rofl many la luckily en amma did not see this post if not u gaali la en u vascu sir kredit for u u vascu sir I LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahhala

[shebby]

more insults

Yo momma so fat when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet

Yo mama so fat people accused her of causing the earthquake in Japan

PAVAM LA yaro idhu pavam momma la evalo fat cannot get wet when shower la cho cho pavam la more over and overa is peoples accusing of her fats causing earthquake in Japan appo everyday earthquake la shaabaaaaaa en idhu kolaverifying komedy la en u vascu sir enakku thangalaya hahahahahhala

[shebby]

some more for today, still insulting jokes

Yo mama so old, when she farted dust came out!


Yo mama so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

Yo mama so fat that people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

pavam la that amma if she farts its like dust came out aiyo from where the dust is produced la and the pavam is if momma ugly udanei cctv camera off evalo kevalama ugly that amma rombe rombeve paavamz la and aiyo that momma is an playground place to jog around evalo fat a hahahahhala

[shebby]

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost!

Yo Mama's so fat that when she wears a yellow coat people yell,

"Taxi!".

aiyo aiyooooo pavam la that momma that fat she need a license for her shoes hahahla mudiyala and also vara vara idhu fat momma become transport la because whenever she wears yellow coat people called Taxi evalo kevalam rombevez pavamz la hahahahahhala

Shebby insult

Yo momma so fart when she fart, people in japan runnnning willd again because they thought second attack from bom nagasaki hiroshima lolz hahahahla

[mariner]

thanks