Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him, and immediately expect him to stop this behavior..

Remember that ANY woman who so much as stares at your boyfriend must be labeled a WHORE and your network of friends must be informed immediately to spread this as quick as possible.

Break into tears for no apparent reason. Whine. Complain.

If you are trying to sleep, it's because you're exhausted from your almost superhuman level of daily achievement; if he is trying to sleep it's because he is lazy.

No matter what the activity, he doesn't do it as well as a past boyfriend.

Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening.

If he pays attention to you, he is smothering you. If he gives you space, he is ignoring you.

When asked 'Is something bothering you?' reply 'no' then get pissed off when you are believed.

Make his life miserable by making him feel guilty about doing anything other than catering to your needs.

At last but the most

Demand to be treated as an equal in everything - except when paying for meals, airplane tickets, concerts, clothes, etc. - these are required gifts proving his love.

very very true...

these womens...leave it..no conterversy here

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