How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

a.. 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed
b.. 16 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently
c.. 6 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
d.. 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing
light bulbs
e.. 50 to flame the spell checkers
f.. 48 to correct spelling/grammar flames
g.. 7 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
h.. ...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
i.. 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"
j.. 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct
k.. 154 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
violation of their "acceptable use policy"
l.. 118 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
m.. 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum,
and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped
n.. 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
o.. 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,
where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best
for this technique and what brands are faulty
p.. 1 to ask if when buying a new bulb they should go for a screw or
bayonet type
q.. 98 to argue that their version of screw in or bayonet is better than
the other and always will
r.. 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
s.. 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's
t.. 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
u.. 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
v.. 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy
w.. 19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
x.. 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
y.. 44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
z.. 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
aa.. 143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"
ab.. 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now
and start it all over again

interesting.obviously some psychologist was jobless to look into this but it is true.
which category you normally fall in man?

u forgot ac.. the one to cofirm that all what u have been writing it correct yeah thats me

hmm..to be honest i didnt understand much..some sentances r funny..but overall i didnt understand much..

the category who say that this forum is not for lightbulbs.. please go to the lightbulb forum

lolz .. this is true aswell

Well.. I am completely at a loss... what is being posted here?

LOL.. FUNNY STUFF.. LIKE PAVAN I TOO UNDERSTOOD ONLY FEW THINGS.. HEHE..