Attendant: Welcome aboard Ala Carte Air, Sir. May I see your ticket ?

>> >Passenger: Sure.
>> >
>> >Attendant: You're in seat 12B. That will be $5, please!
>> >
>> >Passenger: What for ?
>> >
>> >Attendant: For telling you where to sit.
>> >
>> >Passenger: But I already knew where to sit.
>> >
>> >Attendant: Nevertheless, we are now charging a seat-locator fee
>>of $5.
>> >It's the airline's new policy.
>> >
>> >Passenger: That's the craziest thing I ever heard. I won't pay
>>it.
>> >
>> >Attendant: Sir, do you want a seat on this flight, or not ?
>> >
>> >Passenger: Yes, yes. All right, I'll pay. But the airline is
>>going to hear about this.
>> >
>> >Attendant: Thank you. My goodness, your carry-on bag looks heavy.
>>Would
>> >you like me to stow it in the overhead compartment for you ?
>> >
>> >Passenger: That would be swell, thanks.
>> >
>> >Attendant: No problem (grunts). Up we go, and done! that will be
>>$10, please.
>> >
>> >Passenger: What ?
>> >
>> >Attendant: The airline now charges a $10 carry-on assistance fee.
>> >
>> >Passenger: This is extortion. I won't stand for it.
>> >
>> >Attendant: Actually, you're right - you can't stand. You need to
>>sit, and fasten your seat belt.
>> > We're about to push back from the gate. But first I need that
>>$10.
>> >
>> >Passenger: No way.
>> >
>> >Attendant: Sir, if! you don 't comply, I will be forced to call
>>the air marshal. And you really don't want me to do that.
>> >
>> >Passenger: Why not ? Is he going to shoot me ?
>> >
>> >Attendant: No, but there's a $50 air-marshal hailing fee.
>> >
>> >Passenger: Oh, all right, here - take the $10. I can't believe
>>this.
>> >
>> >Attendant: Thank you for your cooperation, sir. Is there anything
>>else I can do for you ?
>> >
>> >Passenger: Yes. It's stuffy in here, and my overhead fan doesn't
>>seem to work. Can you fix it ?
>> >
>> >Attendant: Your overhead fan is not broken, sir. Just insert two
>>quarters into the overhead coin slot for the first five minutes.
>> >
>> >Passenger: The airline is charging me for cabin air ?
>> >Attendant: Of course not, sir. Stagnant cabin air is provided
>>free of charge. It's the circulating air that costs 50 cents.
>> >
>> >Passenger: I don't have any quarters. Can you make change for a
>>dollar ?
>> >
>> >Attendant: Certainly, sir! Here you go!
>> >
>> >Passenger: But you've given me only three quarters for my dollar.
>> >
>> >Attendant: Yes, there's a change-making fee of 25 cents.
>> >
>> >
>> >Passenger: For cryin' out loud. All I have left is a lousy
>>quarter ? Whatever will I do with it ?
>> >
>> >Attendant: Hang on to it. You'll need it later for the lavatory.

good one

lolz..great one..nice

nice one.........

lololol...poor bugger!!

hahaha nice 1... but srsly i wudn't go on dat plane

hahaha nice