heaven. When they get there, St. Peter
says, "We only have one rule here in heaven:
Don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven,
and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
place. It is almost impossible not to step on a
duck, and although they try their best to avoid
them, the first guy accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he
has ever seen. St.Peter chains them together and
says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is
to spend eternity chained to the ugly woman!" The
next day, the second guy steps accidentally on a
duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't
miss a thing, and with him is another extemely
ugly woman. He chains them together with the
same admonishment as for the first guy. The thrid
guy has observed all this and not wanting to be
chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very,
VERY careful where he steps. He manages to go
months without stepping on any ducks, but one
day St. Peter comes up to him with the most
gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on: a very
tall, tan, curvaceous, sexy blonde. St. Peter
chains them together without saying a word. The
guy remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve
being
chained to you for all of eternity?" She says, "I
don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
