Hi! This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money

Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving only stupid messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through the office and don't need their picture taken. They are also very happy with their current phone service. They don't like bathing and brushing their teeth. Today's weather is good for dating. Hey, are u listening..? If you're not an idiot and still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you before this year-end.

If you are a burglar calling to check, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave us a message.

Hi. I am probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

Funny letters... next time read ur letters once again b4 posting
1. A candidate's application :"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post."

2. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. please sanction me one week leave"...

3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I have to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from head-ache. I request you to leave me today"

5. A family friend of our's told an incident of his friend's letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school"

6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

7. Another leave letter written to Administration dept: As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

I havent come across these praveena.. gud one.. The letters are very funny...!!

thnx karthik.... lolzz it is funny talkin this way but it ticks me off sumtimes

May be u have some kinda disease..? r infection....??? lol

ahaahaa veryy funnnyy. is this a joke? oh am i supposed to laugh huh? kidding

Aaarghhh.. this is insulting....!

lol i like it havent read before Let me move it to joke section

lolzz karthik i was jokin.. choo sorry n k dhil thnx wutever u say...

Sorry to say this Pravee... Read some of this is jokes section ...Some are new to me and i enjoyed them (Probably i forgot those, may be.... )... Just kidding..Nice ones....

lolz funnay...

lolzz mek's np.... if u have read it it means u have read it... so its cooooll

funny one

Thatz a nice one ..

thanks...