CAT ASPIRANT vs Normal Person
A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
CAT ASPIRANT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would
be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.
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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star CAT ASPIRANT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
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NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
CAT ASPIRANT: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers CAT ASPIRANT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
CAT ASPIRANT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
CAT ASPIRANT : Neophyte's serendipity.
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NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss CAT ASPIRANT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.
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NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together CAT ASPIRANT: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep CAT ASPIRANT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
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NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness CAT ASPIRANT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk CAT ASPIRANT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.
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NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks CAT ASPIRANT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
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NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
CAT ASPIRANT : Surveillance should precede saltation.
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NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best CAT ASPIRANT : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
CAT ASPIRANT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.
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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
CAT ASPIRANT : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.