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#1 Dhil

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Posted 05 August 2012 - 03:55 PM

A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client, with a note attached that read, "This Bill is one year old". By return mail the lawyer had his bill back.

Attached to it was a note that read, "Happy Birthday!"



A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn't want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him, "Don't worry. You'll never have to go to jail with all that money. And the lawyer was right. When the man was sent to prison, he didn't have a dime.



Joe was sent to jail for 14 years. Not knowing what to do in prison he caught an ant and trained it. After 14 years of rigorous training the ant came out of prison with Joe.
Joe went straight to a restaurant and called the waiter. He wanted to show his 'pet' to the waiter so he took the ant from his pocket and let it on the table. He asked the waiter, pointing at the ant,
"What is this?"
The waiter promptly reached out and killed the ant and replied,
"I am sorry, sir ".


Davy, what sound does a cow make?
It goes moo.
Alice, what sound does a cat make?
It goes meow.
Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?
It goes baaa.
Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?
It goes click!

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#2 Spam Controller

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 09:10 AM

ha ha Very funny one Dhil, that 3rd made me to fall on the floor and laugh. I didn't expect this kind of an end for that ant, even that guy didn't even think of that.

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